First Law of Bicycling
No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.
Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
Afternoon, n.
That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.
Goto, n.
A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.
Ray Simard
I was playing poker the other night … with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen
Lieberman's Law
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
The superfluous is very necessary.
Isn't it strange that the same people that laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously?
If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
Albert Einstein
Murphy's Law of Research
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
John Kenneth Galbraith
The steady state of disks is full.
Ken Thompson
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything.
A. L.
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
Donald Knuth
Essentially, all models are wrong, but some are useful.
George E.P. Box
Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
Edgar R. Fiedler